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touched

Touched for 30-60 years.

NBA great Kevin Garnett's accounting firm helped wealth manager steal $77 MILLION from the former Celtics star claim court papers.

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snoker

The 37-year-old - who lost his 1998 Irish Masters snooker crown after testing positive for cannabis - is said to have downed up to 15 pints of Guinness and smoked cannabis but still managed to play 'brilliantly'.

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Alex Rodriguez's reputation has taken quite a beating this year -- and it looks like things are about to get even worse for the athlete. Among the stories in the tome, due in March 2014, is a claim that Rodriguez, 38, enjoyed the company of prostitutes, often two at a time. Page Six reports that a building worker in the pricey tower told Gross that the baseball player "got hookers all the time. Usually two at a time, two times a week."

Wait until the shit hits the fan. The scandal that could cost Alex Rodriguez and a dozen other Major League Baseball players millions of dollars only came to light because of a South Florida business dispute over a $4,000 investment.

Fischer said Bosch promised to repay him $4,800 in a month.

“So the next day I wrote him a check for $4,000,” Fischer said.

Fischer tho ught the clinic was a potential gold mine. Bosch was supposed to pay Fischer $1,200 a week for four weeks. But the first week he only came up with $600; and then a week later another payment for $600.

“And I said, `I just did talk to Ricky, he said there is no money in the account.’ `Well I don’t know what to tell you’”

Fischer could see from the books of the clinic that some of those patients were paying upwards of $3,500 a visit.

Fischer, who became the marketing director for Biogenesis, claims he was asked to store boxes of files away from the clinic. Fischer went through the boxes and recognized the names of some of the ball players

“I just thought, `Oh, okay, New Times, let’s go get Bosch. Let’s get him what he deserves, have him arrested. He shouldn’t even be doing this, you know, pretending to be a doctor.”

The latest in anonymous What's-A-Rod-Going-To-Do gossip comes from TMZ of all places — pause so you can roll your eyes — and is says that Alex Rodriguez plans to sue Major League Baseball in federal court if his 211-game suspension isn't "entirely lifted." Entirely, as in zero games, no suspension, keep playing and collect $31 million. Ummm, OK?

60 Minutes” has learned that members of New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez’s inner circle in February obtained and leaked documents that implicated Milwaukee Brewers slugger Ryan Braun as well as his own Yankees teammate, catcher Francisco Cervelli, in the doping scandal that has enveloped Major League Baseball.

The leak came just days after the weekly newspaper Miami New Times published documents in January detailing Rodriguez’s pervasive use of performance enhancing drugs.

Countersuit

Rodriguez's complaint alleges that MLB paid $150,000 in cash for stolen records related to Rodriguez. His lawyers also claim that MLB paid Tony Bosch, the former head of Biogenesis, $5 million "to buy his cooperation" and alleges that MLB investigator Dan Mullin engaged in "an inappropriate sexual relationship with a witness whom he himself interviewed about the Biogenesis matter."

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Former Texas Rangers owner Tom Hicks hit with law suit claiming he stole ‘tens of millions’ from bankrupted club.

Lets see, if Rick Perry claims Texans would execute the head of the Federal Reserve, what would he do with a man who stole tens of millions of dollars, nothing?

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The wife of Seattle Mariners outfielder Carlos Peguero is facing federal wire-fraud charges for allegedly using a debit card belonging to the wife of star pitcher Felix Hernandez to make nearly $180,000 in online purchases, according to sources and court documents.

Maria Jacqueline Peguero is charged in U.S. District Court in Tacoma with three counts of wire fraud, which carries a possible penalty of up to 20 years in prison.

Brooklyn Nets denounce Kyrie Irving for promoting antisemitic film known for extremist content that refers to European Jews as the 'synagogue of Satan'

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R&A announces it will not bring Open Championship back to Trump Turnberry in 'foreseeable future'

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There are 123 teams among the Big Four North American Men’s Sports Leagues (MLB, NFL, NBA and NHL).

Only one of them received a loan under the Paycheck Protection Program.

That team is the Pittsburgh Penguins, who received a loan of $4.82 million through the program authorized by the CARES Act.

 

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Italian player Camila Giorgi, currently ranked number 54 in the world, is one of the numerous women who have been spotted promoting sponsors on their breasts.

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Catfight

coleen rooney rebekeh vardy

 

This particular English Renaissance play stars two women, Coleen Rooney and Rebekah Vardy (who goes by Becky), both wives of footballers who played for the England national team. Like many WAGs (an acronym for the wives and girlfriends of athletes), the two were friends, and Rooney had trusted Vardy enough to be included on her private Instagram account, where Rooney would post personal updates about her friends and family.

But according to an operatic tweet posted by Rooney on Wednesday morning, which is at once a brutal damnation of Vardy’s actions and a master class in scene-setting and plot building, Vardy was selling those private stories to the press. “For a few years now someone who I trusted to follow me on my personal Instagram account has been consistently informing the Sun newspaper of my private posts and stories,” it begins.

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More soccer news

Kevin de Bruyne and Thibaut Courtois are undoubtedly two stars in their respective positions but the two don't get along at all - despite putting on the same national team shirt.

The reason behind their mutual hatred is simple: Courtois stole Kevin's girlfriend back in 2014 - she admitted herself to having a fling with Tibo, but insisted it happened only after KdB cheated on her.

"In the summer of 2012, Kevin told me that he had an affair with my old best friend. I gave him the choice: her or me," she told Belgian newspaper Sport.

"I was ready to give him another chance, but our relationship was never the same afterwards.

"Thibaut gave me in that one night, what I'd sorely missed for three years with Kevin.

"With Thibaut I could have good conversations and he also cooked nicely for me. Such a thing Kevin never did. And then suddenly we clicked."

De Bruyne and Courtois have been in open conflict ever since. Former Belgium manager Marc Wilmots even asked the former if he should avoid calling up the latter, such was KdB's importance for the team. Kevin's answer was simple.

"Although I still can not believe what Courtois has done, we continue to work together professionally, " he wrote in his autobiography.

"The coach asked me if he should leave the team. I do not think I had the right to say that he can not play for the national team anymore because he did something wrong. Of course he remains a good goalkeeper. So I said he could stay."

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FIFA has declined to comment on claims that annual payments were doubled for executive committee members after their bonuses were stopped.

British newspaper The Sunday Times reported that the 25 board members now get a $200,000 stipend for their part-time duties.

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The 81-year-old Sterling said that his much-younger ex-gal pal, V. Stiviano, “was an animal” in the sack and that “everybody in the world wants to f- -k her,” The Daily Mail reported Wednesday.

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The husband of the former Swiss tennis champion, Martina Hingis, claims he had to flee to France to escape his estranged wife and her mother, saying they assaulted him, tried to steal his car and threatened by text message to 'set the Russians on him'.

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That is quite a forearm smash.

Martina Hingis, no stranger to controversy, is embroiled in another mess. This time, the estranged husband of the tennis star claims she is a serial adulterer, according to a Swiss newspaper.

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Mr. Wade had provided a very generous settlement to Ms. Funches to continue to live a wonderful lifestyle and maintain the home mortgage payments he previously paid before the settlement was reached. As the sole homeowner, Ms. Funches defaulted on the mortgage and the home is now under foreclosure with the bank.

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We will take the necessary measures to affirm Mr. Wade is not responsible for the home's foreclosure since he was absolved of all financial responsibility when Ms. Funches was awarded the house.

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"She makes my eyes sparkle," Wade told Oprah Winfrey on Oprah's Next Chapter last summer. "The biggest time she makes my eyes sparkle is when Zaire (his 11-year-old son from a previous marriage) comes home and homework is a little hard that day, so he's stressing, and she goes to the table with him and she sits down until he gets it."

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Frodo lost, Putin has the ring.

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williams

For Roy Williams the fairytale engagement has ended in a court battle after blonde beauty Brooke Daniels spurned his advances and refused to hand back an $76,000 ring, according to court documents.

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back to sports

neymar

FIFA reportedly investigating Neymar for displaying prohibited underpants at World Cup

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giroux

Arsenal manager confirmed that disciplinary action would be taken against Olivier Giroud after he apologised for taking a female companion back to the team hotel.

Married Giroud had consistently denied taking Celia Kay to the Four Seasons Hotel in Canary Wharf the night before the 2-0 victory over Crystal Palace on February 2. The striker had earlier issued a grovelling apology to his wife Jennifer and the Arsenal boss after a picture by the pin-up appeared in a national newspaper.

The model took a picture of Giroud in his hotel room wearing just underwear, which can be seen above.

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The companion.

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serena

Serena Williams preparing for her life after tennis.

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Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones says CAT Scan reveals he has the ‘brain of a 40-year old’

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Meet the Ecclestones

bernie

Formula One boss Bernie Ecclestone is being paid £60 million a year by his ex-wife Slavica as part of their 2009 divorce, court documents have shown.
Details of the divorce emerged during Mr Ecclestone's trial in Munich where he is accused of  paying a German banker a £27.5 million bribe.

Ecclestone is facing a $100-million damages claim over allegations he undervalued the business in 2005 when CVC acquired a controlling shareholding from Germany’s BayernLB and other banks. He is accused of favouring a deal with CVC as it planned to keep him on as chief executive.

A Munich court jailed Gerhard Gribkowsky, former chief risk officer at BayernLB, for 8-1/2 years in 2012 over a $44-million payment made by Ecclestone and an Ecclestone family trust after the CVC deal.

petra

F1 heiress Petra Ecclestone is reeling after $785K worth of jewellery was stolen from her $50.2 million mansion - after it was viewed by an alleged 'Kazakh millionaire', MailOnline can reveal today.

Petra Ecclestone to sue builder over £1.6million which went missing when he was renovating her mansiontamara

A former boyfriend of socialite and model Tamara Ecclestone was today jailed for four years after attempting to blackmail the heiress for $300K

Tamaras's husband beaten up and robbed of a Rolex watch and gold bracelet worth $110K in a dingy back street in London England.

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Sport's latest deadbeat dad? Baby mama claims $15 million a year Yankees star Cano refuses to pay more than $600 a month child-support and spends more on his dogs 

Robinson Cano, 31, is of neglecting the upkeep of his three-year-son son who lives in the Dominican Republic

Jackelin Castro claims Cano sent a lawyer to her house to try and get her to agree to pay $600 a month

Cano earns $15 million a year and that is expected to rise as he will soon be a free agent

He has a foundation to help underprivileged kids, but Castro says he isn't supporting his own son like he should

Her lawyer is asking for $65,000 a month

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Former Major League Baseball star Danny Tartabull is the "Most Wanted" deadbeat dad in Los Angeles after failing to pay more than $275,000 in child support for his two sons, according to the Los Angeles County Child Support Services.

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tiki Shamed American football star Tiki Barber 'proposes to 24-year-old mistress'

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Disgraced American football star Tiki Barber has proposed to his girlfriend of two years, following sensational claims he left his then-pregnant wife for her.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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